Reading Menus

I usually read menus with a mixed feeling of dread and excitement: I know there are going to be some terrible grammatical errors, which I hate; but I also know I have a pen in my pocket, and will fix those howlers when the waiter/waitress isn’t looking.  There I go again undermining the very fabric of society.

A friend just sent me a link to the famous (in Italy at least) Italian Actor/Director reading a menu.  He does it beautifully - not least because the food he is reading is lovely.  I don’t think tripe in English sounds nice, but that’s Saturday’s special!

Here’s the presentation for your televisual pleasure:

It’s such a shame more actors don’t get in on it - I had a quick look around the interweb and didn’t find anything much.  However, here are a couple or morsels. There’s this guy who does a reasonable job of hamming it up:

I’ve got no idea what the purpose of the “lesson” that is going on here.  I thought, at first, that it was an English Language lesson for foreigners - but I’m really not sure:

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Editing a PDF

In my daily life I strive to be as paperless as possible – for months I even managed to do without renewing the ink in my printer and found ways to resuse paper or just do things electronically.

Generally, the only paper I use on a regular basis is some old paper to write down set lists for the band I play in, or a little notebook I carry around for meetings or when I’m on a train – I don’t actually object to writing by hand, and find it a relaxing activity sometimes.

Anyway, one of my bug-bears are the PDF forms I sometimes have to fill in where the author hasn’t given me the possibility to edit it electronically.  Good for them I suppose, annoying for me.

After a bit of hunting around I discovered this neat little program called Docu-Track that does just the trick.  And even betterer it is free, not open source, but free is still good, and it does most of what I think most people will need.

I did a little tutorial to show how to use it, which you can find right here below – I hope you find it of use.

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Mixing up the letters

You’ve probably seen the email that says that you can mix up the letters in any English word, except the first and last, and yet it will still be legible. The email starts off by declaring:

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod…

No-one at Cambridge has owned up to the research, so I guess the actual research is not existent.  Be that as it may, I was just reading the BBC sports forum and one of the commenters made the following comment:

RODNEYHODGEBOTTOM (U14186591)

posted 1 Hour Ago

Daer Bneire
Pelase don’t lsoe the Bitrsih Garnd Pirx. It’s a tlury tdaraniotil rcae and suohldn’t be lsot to ahnoetr bnlad, faresetlues criuict jsut bcseaue it stpums up the menoy. I tihnk you’ve lsot sihgt of the fcat taht it’s a srpot and NOT, as you say, ‘a bisnesus’. You’ve got engouh mnoey. Tmie to mabye clal it a day, eh?

It’s nice to see people using the technique in completely random places, though I’ve not yet figured out: faresetlues.

According to a blog post entitled  Rscheearch Shmecsearch what we look at is the shape of the word rather than simply mixing up the letters in any which way.  Certainly, the longer the word is, the harder it is to read.

Whatever, you have to admire anyone who can be bothered to write like that – it always amuses me.

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